Some Very Naughty Holiday Sex Facts (10 gifs)
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One would assume that sex declines around the holidays. Especially since you’re visiting family – likely sleeping down the hall from cousins and in-laws. Well, you’d be wrong. Hims found that the number of people “stuffing their stockings” actually increases.
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On Christmas day itself, 50% of millennials will be having sex. It’s unclear how many will start by saying “I’ve been naughty this year,” but my guess is approximately 90%.
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All that sex leads to…that’s right…babies. More children are conceived in December than any other month. That’s why every other person in your office has birthdays in September. Specifically, the most common birth date is September 16th.
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For those of us that don’t want to buy a “Baby’s First Christmas” ornament next year, make sure you’re wrapping more than your presents. Studies show that condom sales actually spike in the weeks leading up to Christmas.
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Remember when you had the epiphany that I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus meant she was kissing her husband dressed as Santa and not actually Santa Claus? Well, what’s worse is that Dad probably kept on that Santa suit for a little roleplay. According to Pornhub, “Santa” related searches increase 447% over the holidays. That’s a lot of Santa porn. Other popular searches include “santas little helper”, “naughty santa”, and “sexy santa”.
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Sadly, there are consequences to all this Christmas sex. Data shows that sex-related penile trauma cases increase in December. Be careful out there folks.
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Kids aren’t the only ones playing with new toys this season. According to a national survey from Adam & Eve, 47% of us are more likely to use sex toys this time of year.
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It really is the holiday of giving. Studies say we’re even enjoying our sexy Santa time more, with 34% of people having 3 times more orgasms in December. It probably has something to do with those toys.
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According to a global survey, office parties are the place for hookups. 40% of people admitted to hooking up at their office’s holiday party, and 83% said they enjoyed it so much – they’d do it again! Specifically, it found that sales workers are the horniest, followed by those in health care.
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