Routine Isn’t Known In These Families (20 pics)

Routine Isn’t Known In These Families (20 pics)

“My wife has been waiting for 2 days for me to open the fridge.”

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“My husband said he found my name on a Snickers bar.”

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“Wife asked me to get her a pillow.”

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“My wife thinks I’m stupid too.”

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“Husband in pug shirt, pug in husband shirt”

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“Husband invites me on a romantic paddle ride…then knocks me over and laughs.”

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“I attached my dog to my sleeping wife so I didn’t have to hold him. It’s been 20 minutes and so far this is working out perfectly.”

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“My wife believes she is a better driver, I let our dog decide.”

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“My wife says I don’t understand breakfast in bed.”

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“My wife wanted a run-of-the-mill birthday party. I asked her, ’So just a generic party?’ This is the result.”

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“My wife was no help. She sat there eating pizza with her friends in the waiting room.”

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“My wife told me to play with our puppy more. I sent her this.”

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“Wife didn’t like the way she looked in the family picture, but I told her I could improve it with Photoshop.”

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“Superpower: the ability to annoy my wife”

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“Egg contest — my husband won. Guess which one was his…”

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“She kept getting on and off the scale confused and this went on for 7 minutes.”

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“I bumped my head last night. This is how my wife packed my lunch today.”

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“My wife asked for a unique gift. I thought nothing could be more awesome than a load of bubble wrap!”

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“I hope my husband feels special when he wakes up. All eyes will be on him.”

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“Was wondering why my wife was giggling when she asked me to change the air filters….”

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